My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
You always nag the one you love
I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.