What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.