On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.

On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.

What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?

My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.

My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.

Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.