On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.

We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.

The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.

Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in a foursome with Helen Keller, Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder.

I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.