What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?
The only place you're sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.
You always nag the one you love
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'