The menu of my mother consisted of only two choices: Leave it or take it
I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it.
My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
There have always been mixed emotions about Howard Cosell: Some people hate him like poison; and other people just hate him regular.