I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.
If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty.
A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle.
I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And that I don't question. It was a gift from God.
The menu of my mother consisted of only two choices: Leave it or take it
What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.