I'm more disturbed when people expect me to be serious.

I do remember in high school I wanted to be a disc jockey.

With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

"Law professors were never like economics professors," a Harvard Law professor told me. "If you disagreed with someone, you didn't call him a fool."

Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.

If Lincoln freed the slaves and preserved the Union, how come 'Lincolnesque' just means tall?

Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at least a month and a half, just in case one of the dinner guests turns up without his teeth.