There is a theory that sooner or later anything in America that is any fun at all will be ruined by people from California.

Taking pleasure in the dark side may be some sort of occupational hazard for reporters.

At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom.

A new regulation for the publishing industry: "The advance for a book must be larger than the check for the lunch at which it was discussed.

Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.

Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at least a month and a half, just in case one of the dinner guests turns up without his teeth.

I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.