With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

People, not just reporters, are more interested in politics than in government, so the actual issues wouldn't be something that interested them.

If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.

At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

I don't think I've ever read a food piece or a food book.

Money not spent on a luxury one considered even briefly is the equivalent of windfall income and should be spent accordingly.