With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

The question about those aromatic advertisements that perfume companies are having stitched into magazines these days is this: under the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment, is smelling up the place a constitutionally protected form of expression?

The ceiling on taxation of capital gains reflects the national belief that speculation is a more worthwhile way to make a living than work.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.

In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while his article is still on the presses.

Being on a book tour is a lot easier than reporting.