Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.
Calvin TrillinEven today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at least a month and a half, just in case one of the dinner guests turns up without his teeth.
Calvin TrillinWhat campaigns are for is weeding out the people who, for one way or another, weren't making it for the long haul.
Calvin Trillin