When it comes to rapacious 19th century capitalism, my family's hands are clean.

"Law professors were never like economics professors," a Harvard Law professor told me. "If you disagreed with someone, you didn't call him a fool."

If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?

There is no question that Rumanian-Jewish food is heavy. One meal is equal in heaviness, I would guess, to eight or nine years of steady mung-bean eating.

Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.

Why in the world are you a Republican?

By the way, did you fellows know that a hummingbird weighs as much as a quarter? Do you think a hummingbird also weighs the same as two dimes and a nickel? But then she asked a question of her own: How do they weigh a hummingbird?