I suppose it's possible that the Sundance Kid didn't like to make much of his birthdays — they may have struck him as just another reminder that his draw was getting slower by the year—but what if he truly liked a major celebration? What if he looked forward every year to marking the day of his birth with what they used to call in the West 'a real wingding, with pink balloons and a few survivors'?

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

By the way, did you fellows know that a hummingbird weighs as much as a quarter? Do you think a hummingbird also weighs the same as two dimes and a nickel? But then she asked a question of her own: How do they weigh a hummingbird?

If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?

When you're writing, you are robbed of your delivery.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.