Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.

"Law professors were never like economics professors," a Harvard Law professor told me. "If you disagreed with someone, you didn't call him a fool."

Keeping off a large weight loss is a phenomenon about as common in American medicine as an impoverished dermatologist.

If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.