Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.

I'm more disturbed when people expect me to be serious.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at least a month and a half, just in case one of the dinner guests turns up without his teeth.

The price of purity is purists.

By the way, did you fellows know that a hummingbird weighs as much as a quarter? Do you think a hummingbird also weighs the same as two dimes and a nickel? But then she asked a question of her own: How do they weigh a hummingbird?

The ceiling on taxation of capital gains reflects the national belief that speculation is a more worthwhile way to make a living than work.