Money not spent on a luxury one considered even briefly is the equivalent of windfall income and should be spent accordingly.

If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?

A new regulation for the publishing industry: "The advance for a book must be larger than the check for the lunch at which it was discussed.

"Law professors were never like economics professors," a Harvard Law professor told me. "If you disagreed with someone, you didn't call him a fool."

I don't think I've ever read a food piece or a food book.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

It happens to be a matter of record that I was first in print with the discovery that the tastelessness of the food offered in American clubs varies in direct proportion to the exclusiveness of the club.