Money not spent on a luxury one considered even briefly is the equivalent of windfall income and should be spent accordingly.

What campaigns are for is weeding out the people who, for one way or another, weren't making it for the long haul.

How did Italy manage to end up with no Caribbean islands at all? Christopher Columbus took the trouble to discover the Caribbean personally before the end of the fifteenth century. Try to get a decent plate of spaghetti there now.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.

If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.

If General Haig is so smart, why did he finish 214th (out of 310) in his graduating class at West Point? Does that mean there are 213 generals his age who are smarter than he is?