Money not spent on a luxury one considered even briefly is the equivalent of windfall income and should be spent accordingly.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.

What campaigns are for is weeding out the people who, for one way or another, weren't making it for the long haul.

It has long been acknowledged that the single best restaurant in the world is Arthur Bryant's Barbecue at Eighteenth and Booklyn in Kansas city.

By the way, did you fellows know that a hummingbird weighs as much as a quarter? Do you think a hummingbird also weighs the same as two dimes and a nickel? But then she asked a question of her own: How do they weigh a hummingbird?

Everybody is who he was in high school.