If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?

Sometimes, if I had until the next day to turn the story in, I'd head home, finding that the knot in the narrative came loose with the rhythmic clacking of the subway train.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.

It was a given in our family that my father was a grocer so that I wouldn't have to be.

Before I was born [my father] wanted me to go specifically to Yale, which he thought would help. It was easy for him to think I could be president: he didn't have to worry about being president himself, being ineligible because he wasn't born in the United States.

There's always a source for humor.