If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?

There is a theory that sooner or later anything in America that is any fun at all will be ruined by people from California.

I don't mind being interviewed on television or radio.

Keeping off a large weight loss is a phenomenon about as common in American medicine as an impoverished dermatologist.

The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent.

Money not spent on a luxury one considered even briefly is the equivalent of windfall income and should be spent accordingly.

As part of my research for An Anthology of Authors' Atrocity Stories About Publishers, I conducted a study (employing my usual controls) that showed the average shelf life of a trade book to be somewhere between milk and yoghurt.