Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

Money not spent on a luxury one considered even briefly is the equivalent of windfall income and should be spent accordingly.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

The ceiling on taxation of capital gains reflects the national belief that speculation is a more worthwhile way to make a living than work.

I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas.

The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.

Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty. If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?