Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.
Calvin TrillinThe interesting thing about class warfare is that it's only class warfare if it's up, not down. If you talk about welfare cheats or something, that's not class warfare because it's down; you have to talk about rich people before it's class warfare.
Calvin TrillinMarriage is part of a sort of 50âēs revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.
Calvin TrillinWe all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.
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