Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.

Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at least a month and a half, just in case one of the dinner guests turns up without his teeth.

Health food makes me sick.

The interesting thing about class warfare is that it's only class warfare if it's up, not down. If you talk about welfare cheats or something, that's not class warfare because it's down; you have to talk about rich people before it's class warfare.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.