At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom.

Being on a book tour is a lot easier than reporting.

If Lincoln freed the slaves and preserved the Union, how come 'Lincolnesque' just means tall?

At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom.

There's always a source for humor [in politics]. If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny. So it sort of selects itself. It has to. And plus, often something that wouldn't be funny at the time is okay to make jokes about later.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

It has long been acknowledged that the single best restaurant in the world is Arthur Bryant's Barbecue at Eighteenth and Booklyn in Kansas city.