"Law professors were never like economics professors," a Harvard Law professor told me. "If you disagreed with someone, you didn't call him a fool."

I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

There is no question that Rumanian-Jewish food is heavy. One meal is equal in heaviness, I would guess, to eight or nine years of steady mung-bean eating.

The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

How did Italy manage to end up with no Caribbean islands at all? Christopher Columbus took the trouble to discover the Caribbean personally before the end of the fifteenth century. Try to get a decent plate of spaghetti there now.