Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.

If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.

I've decided to skip 'holistic'. I don't know what it means, and I don't want to know. That may seem extreme, but I followed the same strategy toward 'Gestalt' and the 'Twist', and lived to tell the tale.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.

Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan.