Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.

Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

How did Italy manage to end up with no Caribbean islands at all? Christopher Columbus took the trouble to discover the Caribbean personally before the end of the fifteenth century. Try to get a decent plate of spaghetti there now.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

Taking pleasure in the dark side may be some sort of occupational hazard for reporters.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.