Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

Everybody is who he was in high school.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Although I grew up in Kansas City, ... I have always kept more or less au courant of Texas barbecue, like a sports fan who is almost monomaniacally obsessed with basketball but glances over at the N.H.L. standings now and then.

Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry.

We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.