Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.

Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.

I don't mind being interviewed on television or radio.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Being on a book tour is a lot easier than reporting.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry.