We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.

The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.

If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?

I've decided to skip 'holistic'. I don't know what it means, and I don't want to know. That may seem extreme, but I followed the same strategy toward 'Gestalt' and the 'Twist', and lived to tell the tale.

What interests me is what you might call vernacular writing, writing that connects you to a place.

I don't mind being interviewed on television or radio.

One advantage of a monarchy is that a monarchy does not suffer the effects of having great clots of white Christians moping around simply because they aren't the king or queen.