We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.

Before I was born [my father] wanted me to go specifically to Yale, which he thought would help. It was easy for him to think I could be president: he didn't have to worry about being president himself, being ineligible because he wasn't born in the United States.

I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas.

I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant.

Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at least a month and a half, just in case one of the dinner guests turns up without his teeth.

We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.