I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

There's always a source for humor.

Do my ears deceive me, or can I actually hear the sounds of worms turning? You say a turning worm makes no sound? But how about a chorus of turning worms?

Taking pleasure in the dark side may be some sort of occupational hazard for reporters.

At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom.

What interests me is what you might call vernacular writing, writing that connects you to a place.

By the way, did you fellows know that a hummingbird weighs as much as a quarter? Do you think a hummingbird also weighs the same as two dimes and a nickel? But then she asked a question of her own: How do they weigh a hummingbird?