I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

There's always a source for humor.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

Being on a book tour is a lot easier than reporting.

Health food makes me sick.

I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.

The interesting thing about class warfare is that it's only class warfare if it's up, not down. If you talk about welfare cheats or something, that's not class warfare because it's down; you have to talk about rich people before it's class warfare.