The talk shows are stuffed full of sufferers who have regained their health--congressmen who suffered through a serious spell of boozing and skirt-chasing, White House aides who were stricken cruelly with overweening ambition, movie stars and baseball players who came down with acute cases of wanting to trash hotel rooms while under the influence of recreational drugs. Most of them have found God, or at least a publisher.

Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent.

It has long been acknowledged that the single best restaurant in the world is Arthur Bryant's Barbecue at Eighteenth and Booklyn in Kansas city.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.