I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Money not spent on a luxury one considered even briefly is the equivalent of windfall income and should be spent accordingly.

If General Haig is so smart, why did he finish 214th (out of 310) in his graduating class at West Point? Does that mean there are 213 generals his age who are smarter than he is?

When you're writing, you are robbed of your delivery.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy.

Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.