I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

If Lincoln freed the slaves and preserved the Union, how come 'Lincolnesque' just means tall?

When it comes to rapacious 19th century capitalism, my family's hands are clean.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

Before I was born [my father] wanted me to go specifically to Yale, which he thought would help. It was easy for him to think I could be president: he didn't have to worry about being president himself, being ineligible because he wasn't born in the United States.

The way I read Billy Carter's testimony, he was a model citizen himself until the voters went and ruined his life by making his brother President.

Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.