Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy.

Fairs are good places to eat, particularly for stand-up eaters--which is one of the kinds of eaters I am, although when I eat standing up away from home I sometimes miss the familiar cool breeze coming from the open refrigerator.

When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

If General Haig is so smart, why did he finish 214th (out of 310) in his graduating class at West Point? Does that mean there are 213 generals his age who are smarter than he is?

With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.