Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy.

Before I was born [my father] wanted me to go specifically to Yale, which he thought would help. It was easy for him to think I could be president: he didn't have to worry about being president himself, being ineligible because he wasn't born in the United States.

Keeping off a large weight loss is a phenomenon about as common in American medicine as an impoverished dermatologist.

The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.

When it comes to rapacious 19th century capitalism, my family's hands are clean.

There's always a source for humor.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.