Why in the world are you a Republican?

Health food makes me sick.

Keeping off a large weight loss is a phenomenon about as common in American medicine as an impoverished dermatologist.

The ceiling on taxation of capital gains reflects the national belief that speculation is a more worthwhile way to make a living than work.

A new regulation for the publishing industry: "The advance for a book must be larger than the check for the lunch at which it was discussed.

In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while his article is still on the presses.

With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.