There's always a source for humor.
The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism.
Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry.
Taking pleasure in the dark side may be some sort of occupational hazard for reporters.
You know, I used to say, when people say, 'How do you think about what to write about in the poems every week?' And I say, 'Well, I have to turn it in on Monday, so on Sunday nights I turn the shower to iambic pentameter and it sort of works out that way.'
I don't think I've ever read a food piece or a food book.