Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.

If Lincoln freed the slaves and preserved the Union, how come 'Lincolnesque' just means tall?

If General Haig is so smart, why did he finish 214th (out of 310) in his graduating class at West Point? Does that mean there are 213 generals his age who are smarter than he is?

I don't mind being interviewed on television or radio.

I do remember in high school I wanted to be a disc jockey.

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

By the way, did you fellows know that a hummingbird weighs as much as a quarter? Do you think a hummingbird also weighs the same as two dimes and a nickel? But then she asked a question of her own: How do they weigh a hummingbird?