Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.

Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy.

If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?

I don't mind being interviewed on television or radio.

Everything was blamed on Castro. Mudslides in California. The fact that you can't buy a decent tomato anymore. Was there an exceptionally high pollen count in Massapequa, Long Island, one day? It was Castro, exporting sneezes.

With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.