Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.

The way I read Billy Carter's testimony, he was a model citizen himself until the voters went and ruined his life by making his brother President.

We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.

With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

I do remember in high school I wanted to be a disc jockey.

When helicopters were snatching people from the grounds of the American embassy compound during the panic of the final Vietcong push into Saigon, I was sitting in front of the television set shouting, Get the chefs! Get the chefs!