If General Haig is so smart, why did he finish 214th (out of 310) in his graduating class at West Point? Does that mean there are 213 generals his age who are smarter than he is?

It happens to be a matter of record that I was first in print with the discovery that the tastelessness of the food offered in American clubs varies in direct proportion to the exclusiveness of the club.

Being on a book tour is a lot easier than reporting.

The way I read Billy Carter's testimony, he was a model citizen himself until the voters went and ruined his life by making his brother President.

Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.

Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.

If Lincoln freed the slaves and preserved the Union, how come 'Lincolnesque' just means tall?