Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty. If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?

The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism.

What interests me is what you might call vernacular writing, writing that connects you to a place.

With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.