What campaigns are for is weeding out the people who, for one way or another, weren't making it for the long haul.

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.

I've written three books you could think of as memoirs.

When someone reaches middle age, people he knows begin to get put in charge of things, and knowing what he knows about the people who are being put in charge of things scares the hell out of him.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty. If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?

I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas.