What campaigns are for is weeding out the people who, for one way or another, weren't making it for the long haul.

People, not just reporters, are more interested in politics than in government, so the actual issues wouldn't be something that interested them.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?

Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

When it comes to rapacious 19th century capitalism, my family's hands are clean.

Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty. If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?