There's always a source for humor [in politics]. If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny. So it sort of selects itself. It has to. And plus, often something that wouldn't be funny at the time is okay to make jokes about later.

With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.

The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.

Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan.

The question about those aromatic advertisements that perfume companies are having stitched into magazines these days is this: under the freedoms guaranteed by the First Amendment, is smelling up the place a constitutionally protected form of expression?

When you're writing, you are robbed of your delivery.

When it comes to rapacious 19th century capitalism, my family's hands are clean.