Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry.

If Lincoln freed the slaves and preserved the Union, how come 'Lincolnesque' just means tall?

It was a given in our family that my father was a grocer so that I wouldn't have to be.

There's always a source for humor.

There is a theory that sooner or later anything in America that is any fun at all will be ruined by people from California.

Getting a tattoo would probably make me cry.

Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.