I don't mind being interviewed on television or radio.

When someone reaches middle age, people he knows begin to get put in charge of things, and knowing what he knows about the people who are being put in charge of things scares the hell out of him.

Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy.

I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.

What campaigns are for is weeding out the people who, for one way or another, weren't making it for the long haul.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism.