"Law professors were never like economics professors," a Harvard Law professor told me. "If you disagreed with someone, you didn't call him a fool."
Calvin TrillinIf it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.
Calvin TrillinAt American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom.
Calvin TrillinMany Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.
Calvin Trillin