If Lincoln freed the slaves and preserved the Union, how come 'Lincolnesque' just means tall?
Calvin TrillinIf it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.
Calvin TrillinSometimes, if I had until the next day to turn the story in, I'd head home, finding that the knot in the narrative came loose with the rhythmic clacking of the subway train.
Calvin Trillin