I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.

If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

What campaigns are for is weeding out the people who, for one way or another, weren't making it for the long haul.

People, not just reporters, are more interested in politics than in government, so the actual issues wouldn't be something that interested them.

Sometimes, if I had until the next day to turn the story in, I'd head home, finding that the knot in the narrative came loose with the rhythmic clacking of the subway train.

Everybody is who he was in high school.