When it comes to rapacious 19th century capitalism, my family's hands are clean.
Everybody is who he was in high school.
If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?
The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent.
Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.
Since nostaglia is fueled by inflation, could it be that inflation is the result of a conspiracy by the people who are trying to palm off McGovern buttons and Howdy Doody puppets and their Aunt Thelma's toaster as antiques.