I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a restaurant.

I've written three books you could think of as memoirs.

Since nostaglia is fueled by inflation, could it be that inflation is the result of a conspiracy by the people who are trying to palm off McGovern buttons and Howdy Doody puppets and their Aunt Thelma's toaster as antiques.

It was a given in our family that my father was a grocer so that I wouldn't have to be.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

There's always a source for humor.

Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.