The price of purity is purists.

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.

At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom.

I don't mind being interviewed on television or radio.

Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty. If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?

When you're writing, you are robbed of your delivery.

How did Italy manage to end up with no Caribbean islands at all? Christopher Columbus took the trouble to discover the Caribbean personally before the end of the fifteenth century. Try to get a decent plate of spaghetti there now.