Here, let's go to my dressing room, and I promise, I'll only put it in for a second.
Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!
When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.
I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great
Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when we celebrate Columbus Day? That's the day that the white man discovered a land where Indians had been living for a few thousand years.
If you aren't laughing, you aren't living!