What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.

I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.

If you ask me right now, you've seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don't want to be a one-trick pony. I would rather walk away and do more movies, comedy and even some dramatic roles.

My brain is very simple. Like when you break everything down. I see things in a simple way. And that simplicity for some reason becomes funny to other people because they don't look at it that way.

We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work?

Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.