When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.

Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when we celebrate Columbus Day? That's the day that the white man discovered a land where Indians had been living for a few thousand years.

Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you.

If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you're a Mexican. In Florida, you're a Cuban. In New York, you're a Puerto Rican. And I come here and I find out I'm an Eskimo.

When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.

When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.