When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.

I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.

If you ask me right now, you've seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don't want to be a one-trick pony. I would rather walk away and do more movies, comedy and even some dramatic roles.

If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.

I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.

Racism is exclusion, that's why I make fun of everybody.

When you are younger, you pretend to believe, but you are proving it to everyone and to yourself. The change comes when you know you're funny on the inside. Then you don't have to prove it to anybody else anymore. That's when you become different and that's when you evolved onto a completely different level, because you know who you are.