When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.

God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.

I never, nor will I, put another person down to feel better about myself. I will live and die by what I do, not what anyone else thinks about me.

That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!

If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.

I'm a spiritual person, I believe that if you read the bible, you get what you want from it. But, when you actually read it, you see the beauty, spirituality, the joy and love and what makes us godly. And then if you read between the lines of all the same books, you always see the human influence in the writing... it's not all about religiousness, it's about spirituality.

When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.