Do not encourage my behaviour.

Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.

That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!

I don't want to spend my time thinking about somebody else, I want to spend my time just being me and embracing life and living it and being there. At the end of the day, I'm responsible for my words and my thoughts and that's how I live.

Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.

We dropped two bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, and the name of the plane that delivered the weapons was the Enola Gay. Do you know why? Because we wanted them to know that they were about to get boned in the ass.