Do not encourage my behaviour.

If you aren't laughing, you aren't living!

If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister!

Know your religion, know who you are and don't be ashamed.

I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

When I was young and didn't have money, I liked gambling because winning and losing was fun for the rush of it. The amount of money that I would have to put down now to get that rush, there is no f'ing way I'm going to do it. It's just stupid. I would rather get that rush some other way.

I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.