I never, nor will I, put another person down to feel better about myself. I will live and die by what I do, not what anyone else thinks about me.
Carlos MenciaI'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.
Carlos MenciaGod has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
Carlos Mencia