It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant.

America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.

Do not encourage my behaviour.

I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and I know comedy. I would never, ever, ever take somebody else's joke.

In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you're a Mexican. In Florida, you're a Cuban. In New York, you're a Puerto Rican. And I come here and I find out I'm an Eskimo.

As the artist, you have to live in order to experience life to put that out there, and when you are successful in America and in the world, your point of view is the 5% and not the 95%, but you have to represent the 95% so you have to find a way to experience life the way they do.