It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant.

If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister!

I never, nor will I, put another person down to feel better about myself. I will live and die by what I do, not what anyone else thinks about me.

I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great

When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.

That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!

Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when we celebrate Columbus Day? That's the day that the white man discovered a land where Indians had been living for a few thousand years.