If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects poor, I assumed that everybody understood that it came with its own reasons for being the way I am. I didn't get that people needed to understand where my comedy came from; I thought that they knew that. Now I tell people.

God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.

At the end of the day, I don't think I am going to be judged by what happened in the 90's and 2000's, at the end of the day my career will be judged from beginning to end and everything in between.

When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.

Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.

The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.

I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great