If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects poor, I assumed that everybody understood that it came with its own reasons for being the way I am. I didn't get that people needed to understand where my comedy came from; I thought that they knew that. Now I tell people.

I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.

That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!

When it comes to my daughter, I'm a conservative. But when it comes to your daughter, I'm a liberal!

Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.

At the end of the day, I don't think I am going to be judged by what happened in the 90's and 2000's, at the end of the day my career will be judged from beginning to end and everything in between.