I'm the only person on Earth who's not afraid to admit that black people are better dancers than white people! I said it, I said it! You were all thinking it, I said it!

I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.

I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.

The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.

Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.

We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work?

I never, nor will I, put another person down to feel better about myself. I will live and die by what I do, not what anyone else thinks about me.