When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.

Do not encourage my behaviour.

In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and I know comedy. I would never, ever, ever take somebody else's joke.

As the artist, you have to live in order to experience life to put that out there, and when you are successful in America and in the world, your point of view is the 5% and not the 95%, but you have to represent the 95% so you have to find a way to experience life the way they do.

If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.

What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.