Here, let's go to my dressing room, and I promise, I'll only put it in for a second.

Here, let's go to my dressing room, and I promise, I'll only put it in for a second.

If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.

We dropped two bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, and the name of the plane that delivered the weapons was the Enola Gay. Do you know why? Because we wanted them to know that they were about to get boned in the ass.

And for all of you at home, you are all welcome to visit my store. You are also welcome to park off you motherparking parks, and go park yourself. But remember, don't park in a handicapped spot.

Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when we celebrate Columbus Day? That's the day that the white man discovered a land where Indians had been living for a few thousand years.

Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.