I don't remember a time when I wasn't waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee.

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I think we're here for each other.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.

I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?