If you see a kid in school, who is a little shy ... that's when you should reach out. When you do, you are going to open up a flower and discover something wonderful.
I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.
But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.