Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

I don't remember a time when I wasn't waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee.

I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.