Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.

The first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.

I don't remember a time when I wasn't waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.