My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.

In '57, I got a job at the Blue Angel nightclub, and a gentleman named Ken Welch wrote all my material for me. I lived at a place called the Rehearsal Club that was actually the basis for a play called Stage Door.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

The audience is never wrong.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.