If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
Carol BurnettYou know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.
Carol BurnettHave you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett