You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
Carol BurnettBefore you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing!
Carol BurnettIt costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.
Carol BurnettIf you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
Carol BurnettI'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe things would happen for me, but it certainly would not be on a variety show with 28 musicians, 12 dancers, two major guest stars, 50 costumes a week by Bob Mackie - the networks just wouldn't spend the money today.
Carol Burnett