But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.
Carol BurnettThe first time someone said, 'What are your measurements?' I answered, '37, 24, 38 - but not necessarily in that order.'
Carol BurnettI'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
Carol BurnettYou know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.
Carol Burnett