You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief.

I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.

As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.

I've always been able to recount things and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.