But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.

I don't remember a time when I wasn't waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee.

I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.

Comedy = tragedy + time.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.

I have a great memory.