Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a drunk Jimmy Stewart.

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.

I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.