If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

Comedy = tragedy + time.

I don't remember a time when I wasn't waiting for a scab either to grow or to fall off my knee.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.

I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.

I have a great memory.