If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.

As far as sitcoms go, I thought Jenna Elfman in 'Dharma and Greg' was a wonderful physical comedienne who had great timing.

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.

I have a great memory.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?