If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.

I have a great memory.

I always felt that I was more of an actress than a - I can't tell a joke to save my soul, but that I was a comedic actress.

What I do when I write is I just write the way I would tell it, so it comes out just exactly the way I would talk to you.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.