Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.

Comedy = tragedy + time.

I couldn't get the laughter out of my head. It wasn't career. It wasn't even a choice. It was a calling.

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

If you see a kid in school, who is a little shy ... that's when you should reach out. When you do, you are going to open up a flower and discover something wonderful.

I think we're here for each other.